-This is my life! SMH!!!
Below are some of my sports hating family’s best quotes and questions posed during the Super Bowl a couple of years ago.
“Jay, can you get my crochet bag from downstairs? I left it, I would hate to ruin a Super Bowl Tradition.”
Regarding the Rams uniforms: “Their capris look like yellow highlighters”
“Why is the yellow on the Rams helmet a different color than their pants?”
“The NFL should have a stylist to approve uniforms.”
Regarding the man in motion: “Why does he get to just run around like that before the ball gets snapped?”
“How do they know when to stop running?”
“What is a Bengal?”
“When the game started why did they sprint for 5 feet after the ball was kicked and then stop?”
“Why do they have black stuff on their face? It looks like eyeshadow.”
“Do they have to play even if it snows?”
“Why do they kick off?”
“Why is their stomach not more protected?”
“They spend too much time on the ground.”
“Where is the ball? It should be bigger or glow or something so I can track it.”
“The Rams uniforms look like they are wearing Bermuda shorts over blue stockings.”
Conversation: “Who is O’Dell Beckham?” “Is he the one with the stupid hair?” “I think he used to date Zendaya?”
About the coach on the sideline: “Why is he sniffing that paper? Does it have anti-stress scented stickers on it?”
“O there is only 10 minutes left, that really means three hours.”
“I hate the commentators”
Regarding a 4th Quarter penalty: “Is his roughness really unnecessary? Didn’t seem any different from the roughness we have seen all night!”
Regarding Aaron Donald’s post-game interview: “This is the dumbest interview ever, what do they expect him to say? ‘I’m so disappointed that we won this game?’- This is so dumb”
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Where is the ball? It should be bigger or glow or something so I can track it.”
by far my favorite!!!! It’s so funny to hear the perspective of someone that totally doesn’t following the game… “Why is the coach SNIFFING THOSE PAPERS?!” you can’t write that stuff!!!!!
i love it! the question now is, Do you answer all those questions.
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Believe it or not I did answer most of them! Lol
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Great read Jay!
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Thanks for checking it Sam!
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It sounds like I need to buy you some noise canceling headphones 🎧. Superbowl was amazing though!
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Junior you’re right it was great game. I expected the Rams to blow them out. Maybe they would have if OBJ hadn’t got hurt. I got some noise canceling headphones, I’m going to have them on standby next time. Lol
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Now that was some funny stuff!
My husband hates sports and I grow up watching and playing sports. We get along great until a game come on and them I’m like don’t you have some work to do a video game to play so I can watch in peace. Lol
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These comments got me weak…..😂🤣😂🤣 My favorite by far “Regarding a 4th Quarter penalty: “Is his roughness really unnecessary? Didn’t seem any different from the roughness we have seen all night!”
It’s the clear sarcastic tone for me….The sheer sound of disinterest and the overwhelming desire to watch something else for me. 😂🤣😂
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