They are at it again!
I had the pleasure of enjoying the NCAA Championship Game along with my Sports Hating Family! They were in rare form. They had a lot to say, I tried hard to capture the best comments they made, but they were so plentiful that I’m sure I missed some. Take a look below and try not to laugh too hard.
Sarcastically speaking: “Did you go to Carolina or Kansas? Why do you care? Why does anyone care?”
“I wouldn’t want to be the person who has to wipe the sweat off the court.”
“Do they ring out the sweat towel or do they get a new one?”
“Basketball is the sweatiest, nastiest sport!”
“How do you watch this? It’s like a new team every two years. How do you know who anyone is?”
Regarding ticket prices: “People pay that much money to get sweated on?”
“If I sat close, I’d have to wear a raincoat for the game to shield me from all that sweat.”
Speaking of Brady Manek: “Why he look so old”
“Kansas’ “outfit” (not uniform) is boring! It’s just plain white.”
“They got on new tennis shoes, I bet their feet hurt!”
During Hubert Davis’ 1st Half interview: “Ewe he’s spitting all on her, why are they so close, don’t they know Covid isn’t over???”
“What happens if they win? Is there any academic benefit?”
“Sports are so stupid”
“What is a Jayhawk?”
“Why am I up this late, I don’t care about basketball.”
“I’m tried of being material for your blog” …In her best Will Smith voice, “Keep my name out yo’ blog!”
Text from wife the next morning while I’m driving to work… “So, who won the game?”
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