O No!!! What Did They Say This Time???
For anyone who knows me or follows this site, you know that my family typically hates all things sports! They usually watch games with me just to make fun of me and my fandom or to disrespect the game! They do however like to watch the Super Bowl, not because they like football, or for the excitement of the game, but for the commercials and the halftime show! As usual they had many funny anecdotes, sly comments, and downright mean things to say about the game though! Take a look and enjoy. Don’t forget to like, share, subscribe, or drop me a line in the comment section!
- Regarding the Chiefs uniforms: “Ooo they hurt my eyes.”
- “What color are their capris this year?”
- “What’s up with Patrick Mahomes’ hair?”
- 6:33PM-“We still pregaming?”
- “Why do they keep running out of bounds?”
- “You know how many QB sneaks I’ve seen? 0, because I don’t watch football!”
- “Why do the Chiefs have orange stripes on their uniform, when it’s not in the logo? That’s dumb!”
- My mother in law: “Jay every time the Chiefs score, I’m going to hit you!” She whacks my arm after the 1st touchdown. Then they immediately show the replay. I get hit in the arm again. Me: “Ouch, that was just a replay, they can’t score again that fast!”
- “Does the Super Bowl mark the end of the season?”
- “Do everybody drink out of the same water bottle, ewww!”
- ” How much does the water boy get paid? I always wondered that.”
- Undisclosed family member: “Hey Google, how much money does an NFL water boy make?” Google’s response “The average NFL water boy makes $53,000/year” Undisclosed family member: “For $53,000, I’d pour water in their sweaty, nasty mouths. They only work like one day a week!”
- “Is it halftime yet?”
