Corny Sports Jokes

Riddles

1. Why did the football player go to the bank?
   To get his quarterback.
2. Why don’t basketball players ever take vacations?
   Because they would get called for traveling!
3. Why don’t bad Quarterbacks ever do well at school?
   They can’t seem to “pass.”
4. Why is tennis such a loud sport?
   Because the players have to “serve”!
5. Why did the baseball player go to jail?
   He was caught stealing bases!
6. Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?
   In case he got a hole in one.
7. What’s a cheerleader’s favorite drink?
   A “cheer”-wine!
8. What do you call a baseball player who throws a tantrum?
   A pitch fit!
9. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
   To tie the score.
10. What’s the hardest part about being a baseball umpire?
    Getting out of the way of the pitch!
11. What do you call a fish who plays basketball?
    A bass-ketball player!
12. Why did the volleyball player get kicked out of the party?
    They tried to “spike” the punch.
13. Why did the tennis player break up with his partner?
    They couldn’t get on the same “court.”
14. What’s a football player’s favorite place to visit?
    The “goal” line.
15. Why did the basketball player bring a ladder?
    So he could get the “high” score!
16. Why are soccer players so good at math?
    They know how to calculate their “goals!”
17. Why don’t football players ever get lost?
    They always know where the “end zone” is.
18. What do you call a tennis match between two musicians?
    A “string” contest!
19. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
    “Catch you later!”
20. Why did the boxer sit down?
    Because he was “knocked out” by the excitement.
21. What do you call a broken pencil at the baseball game?
    A “pointless” strike.
22. Why was the baseball team always calm?
    They knew how to “stay grounded.”
23. What do you call a football player who can’t stop telling jokes?
    A “pun”-ter!
24. Why can’t tennis players concentrate?
    Because they always near  “racket”!
25. What did the basketball coach say to the team?
    “We need to ‘bounce’ back!”

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Knock-Knock Jokes

Of course! Here are 10 more sports-themed knock-knock jokes for you:

1. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ref.
   Ref who?
   Ref you don’t open this door, I’m calling a penalty!
2. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Catch.
   Catch who?
   Catch me if you can, I’m running for a touchdown!
3. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Tee.
   Tee who?
   Tee up the ball, it’s time to golf!
4. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Spike.
   Spike who?
   Spike the ball, we just scored!
5. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Swing.
   Swing who?
   Swing open the door, it’s time for baseball!
6. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Dribble.
   Dribble who?
   Dribble faster, the defense is closing in!
7. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Slap.
   Slap who?
   Slap shot! I just scored in hockey!
8. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Sprint.
   Sprint who?
   Sprint to the door, the race is starting!
9. Knock, knock.
   Who’s there?
   Ace.
   Ace who?
   Ace up my sleeve, I’m serving an ace in tennis!
10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Jersey.
    Jersey who?
    Jersey number 23? You must be a legend!

Hope these gave you a good laugh!