-This is my life! SMH!!!
Below are some of my sports hating family’s best quotes and questions posed during the Super Bowl a couple of years ago.
“Jay, can you get my crochet bag from downstairs? I left it, I would hate to ruin a Super Bowl Tradition.”
Regarding the Rams uniforms: “Their capris look like yellow highlighters”
“Why is the yellow on the Rams helmet a different color than their pants?”
“The NFL should have a stylist to approve uniforms.”
Regarding the man in motion: “Why does he get to just run around like that before the ball gets snapped?”
“How do they know when to stop running?”
“What is a Bengal?”
“When the game started why did they sprint for 5 feet after the ball was kicked and then stop?”
“Why do they have black stuff on their face? It looks like eyeshadow.”
“Do they have to play even if it snows?”
“Why do they kick off?”
“Why is their stomach not more protected?”
“They spend too much time on the ground.”
“Where is the ball? It should be bigger or glow or something so I can track it.”
“The Rams uniforms look like they are wearing Bermuda shorts over blue stockings.”
Conversation: “Who is O’Dell Beckham?” “Is he the one with the stupid hair?” “I think he used to date Zendaya?”
About the coach on the sideline: “Why is he sniffing that paper? Does it have anti-stress scented stickers on it?”
“O there is only 10 minutes left, that really means three hours.”
“I hate the commentators”
Regarding a 4th Quarter penalty: “Is his roughness really unnecessary? Didn’t seem any different from the roughness we have seen all night!”
Regarding Aaron Donald’s post-game interview: “This is the dumbest interview ever, what do they expect him to say? ‘I’m so disappointed that we won this game?’- This is so dumb”


